So I Married an Axe Murderer parody design inspired by the Colonel and his wee beady eyes. Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart ass! Printed on our super soft 100% ringspun & combed cotton women's T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52/48 cotton/poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.