The day I was born it was in February and cold as Frosty’s butt. Now this is definitely not mosquito weather. While in the nursery, the nurse freaked out screaming “Her head is leaking fluid. Someone came ind said, “Well I’ll be damned, it’s a skeeter bite. Now that’s a first.”they checked every baby and found nothing. But by th time they got navy to me, I now had three bites. My mom said the whole unit came to ses the mosquito baby. As I started to grow, I alway had mosquito bites. But the more I grew, the more bites, and people though I had a rare tropical deadly disease. Nothing stopped the greedy little boogers so I always had mosquito bites everywhere. The doc said it was a curse. Nurses was afraid they’d get it. As continued growing the mosquitoes attacked with a deadly vengeance. Obviously I have quite tasty blood. Now I not only dead with plain mosquitoes, but the Zika mosquitoes are here too. You guys made the shirt especially for me. For the I thank you. I got to get another one because it’s totally awesome.
Recipient put the shirt on and kept in on all day !
If there’s a mosquito within a mile of us, it will find my wife! Guess it’s cause she’s so sweet!
She loves the fabric...says the shirt feels wonderful!