Heed! Pants! Now!

Heed! Pants! Now!

Look at the size of that boy's heed. I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. That's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Inspired by So I Married An Axe Murderer.

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Note: Athletic Fit. Order 1 size up for traditional/looser fit.
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T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ring-spun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style 52/48 blend of ring-spun cotton & polyester.