Inspired by Stanley Spadowski from UHF. Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOSE! Printed on our super soft 100% ring-spun & combed cotton long sleeve T-Shirt. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.