Inspired by Stanley Spadowski from UHF. Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOSE! Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton/poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.