T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ring-spun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style 52/48 blend of ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Inspired by Stanley Spadowski from UHF. Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOSE!