So I Married an Axe Murderer parody design inspired by the Colonel and his wee beady eyes. Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart ass! Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton/poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.