Illegal Fireworks Director - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our 3/4 sleeve raglan T-Shirts are made from super soft 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blend.
"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer.
The Details:
Yellow starburst explosion graphic fills the center, with distressed white text outlined in black reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" in bold blocky uppercase. A white-bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text reading "I RUN, YOU'RE FUCKED!" in a grunge texture.
Fit & Fabric:
- Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (4.5 oz). Soft and reactive-dyed for long-lasting color.
- Heather Colors: Cotton/Poly blend (90/10 for Grey, 50/50 for Color Heathers).
- Style: Classic raglan baseball tee with contrasting 3/4 sleeves and a ribbed crew neck.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
