Illegal Fireworks Director - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Illegal Fireworks Director - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: June 11th - June 13th

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer.

The Details:

Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white-bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text reading "I RUN, YOU'RE FUCKED!" in a grunge style.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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