Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer.
The Details:
Yellow starburst explosion graphic fills the center, with distressed white text outlined in black reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" in bold blocky uppercase. A white-bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text reading "I RUN, YOU'RE FUCKED!" in a grunge texture.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
