Safety Third - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Ranking safety third implies it still made the list, which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Reading the warning label and thinking "noted, but counterpoint" explains a lot of missing eyebrows every July.
The Details:
Slightly arched white varsity-style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon-style hands in skin-tone ink appear below, one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers, the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
