Who Needs Fingers - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Fireworks sold out of a tent next to a Shell station come with the same surgical confidence as a doctor saying "probably." Lighting a fuse by hand is just America's annual finger donation program, and the ER already has the paperwork ready.
The Details:
Red block text at the top reads "WHO NEEDS" in a chunky retro style. Below, two blue hand-drawn hands meet in the center, one gripping a lit punk and the other holding a red firecracker with red sparks trailing from the fuse. Blue block text beneath reads "FINGERS?" in matching retro lettering.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
