Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Hot dogs as a craving have never required this much plausible deniability, yet here we are with mustard on the evidence. Cartoonish guilt is the only condiment that pairs with total sincerity.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "MAKES ME WANT A" across the upper chest. A cartoon-style hot dog illustration sits below, depicting an orange bun, pink sausage, and yellow mustard in a zigzag pattern. Matching distressed white text at the bottom reads "REAL BAD."
Fit & Fabric: