Dalton Garrett 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt

Dalton Garrett 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 8th - November 11th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Running on a platform of throat-ripping and philosophical bouncing is a bold strategy, but this ticket has already cleaned up every dive bar in Missouri. Foreign policy would be handled the same way as the pool table incident. Inspired by Road House.

The Details:

A parody presidential campaign ticket for 2028 pairing Dalton and Wade Garrett, the legendary dive-bar bouncers from the 1980s Missouri roadhouse, in a retro political poster style, inspired by Road House.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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