Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex Hoodie

Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex Hoodie

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Estimated Delivery: November 8th - November 11th

Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.

Corpses in Santa hats remain the most effective holiday greeting card ever delivered by elevator. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of emotional impact and still can't get "ho-ho-ho" to sound like a threat.

The Details:

Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho, the taunting Christmas note of a 1980s holiday action movie, in a retro design.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
  • Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.