I'm Surrounded By Assholes - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Dark Helmet scanning the bridge and discovering his entire crew shares one surname is the most relatable management crisis in galactic history. Running a planet-sized RV with nothing but Assholes is honestly just Tuesday. Inspired by Spaceballs.
The Details:
White stencil-style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor, circular ventilation grille, and exaggerated proportions in a distressed texture. Condensed white sans-serif text across the lower helmet reads "I'M SURROUNDED BY," with bold distressed white text below reading "ASSHOLES."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.