Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead.
The Details:
Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left-center, flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS, TWENTY PAPERS, THAT'S TWO DOLLARS, PLUS TIP." A green line-art bicycle appears right of center, with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
