Napoleon - Short Dead Dude - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Reducing a self-crowned emperor to three words on a book report is the most San Dimas thing imaginable. Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
The Details:
Engraved white illustration depicts Napoleon Bonaparte in his bicorne hat, military uniform with epaulettes and ornamental buttons, rendered in a classical etching style. Elegant white serif text below reads "Short Dead Dude" with a small decorative icon beneath.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
