Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Hoodie

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Hoodie

PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
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Estimated Delivery: November 15th - November 18th

Our high quality unisex fleece hoodies are a premium 8oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece with a lined hood and a front pouch pocket. They are beyond comfortable.

Roosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate.

The Details:

A vintage farm illustration of a rooster in full plumage, a barnyard poultry design in old-school hand-drawn style.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic pullover hoodie. Lined hood with color-matched drawcord and front pouch pocket.
  • Material: 8 oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece. Blend varies by color.
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit, true to size. Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex hold their shape.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.