Bofadee's Nuts in Longpole, West Virginia is technically a hardware store the same way a trench coat is technically outerwear. Every word on that sign is a trap waiting for some poor stranger to read it aloud at a cookout.
The Details:
Distressed blue text reading "EST. 1949" sits beside a vintage hand-drawn illustration of two hex nuts with hatched shading. Large bold block letters spell "BOFADEE'S" above flowing script reading "Nuts" flanked by small dots. Smaller text below reads "LONGPOLE, WEST VA." alongside "WE GOT 'EM" in casual hand-drawn lettering.
