Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Medieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown.
The Details:
A golden-yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork flourishes. A small serpent or dragon figure in matching golden-yellow ink curls beneath the text.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
