Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead.
The Details:
Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left-center, flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS, TWENTY PAPERS, THAT'S TWO DOLLARS, PLUS TIP." A green line-art bicycle appears right of center, with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.