T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Mr. Hand's finger wag is never really a question. It's a diagnosis delivered with tenure-backed confidence and zero remaining patience for Spicoli's sun-bleached nonsense. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
The Details:
Pop-art illustration of Mr. Hand rendered in bold orange, golden-yellow, and black tones depicts an older man with finger raised in an admonishing gesture. Large white brush-stroke text below reads "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE, ON DOPE?!" over scattered black ink splatter.
Fit & Fabric: