Strutting Christmas ornaments in a Polaroid labeled "Photo of My Balls" somehow achieves more personality than most people's dating profiles. They've got gloves, sneakers, and more confidence than anyone who has ever sent an unsolicited version of this photo.
The Details:
Arched red script text reads "Photo of My Balls" above a white Polaroid-style bordered frame containing two red round ornament characters drawn in a 1930s rubber hose cartoon style, each with expressive cartoon faces, black wire arms and legs, white gloves, and white sneakers, hanging from strings while posed mid-strut. Red script text reads "Photo of My Balls" again as a caption below the illustration within the Polaroid border.
The Specs:
Our high quality 11oz mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe and feature a vivid full color print that is designed to last.