Fraser firs at the tree lot get called thick and sprucey with the exact energy usually reserved for thirsty comment sections. Printing that on matching family pajamas lets you be filthy at Christmas breakfast while technically just having strong opinions about real trees.
The Details:
Trees with white snow, string lights, and orange top stars repeat in hand-drawn style. Small arched all-caps text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above bold retro serif text reading "Thick & Sprucey" across each tree. Red and tan gift boxes, striped candy canes, red and sage-green swirl ornaments, and orange, green, and white stars scatter between them.
The Specs:
Our pajama lounge pants are made from a super soft & premium mid-weight jersey fabric blend of 93% polyester & 7% elastane.