Nakatomi Christmas - Pajama Lounge Pants

Nakatomi Christmas - Pajama Lounge Pants

$49.95 You Save % ($-49.95)
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA

Corpses in Santa hats are still the best Christmas cards ever sent, elevator delivery, ho-ho-ho handwritten, and a machine gun upgrade announced right on the chest. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of personal sentiment and keeps chickening out on the bloodstains.

The Details:

Text in scratchy red lettering repeats "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO-HO-HO" across an all-over pattern. Posterized illustrations depict John McClane, Hans Gruber aiming a pistol, Nakatomi towers, and yellow-orange explosions. Gray guns and limousines, string lights, blue glass shards, red footprints, and white stars fill the gaps.

The Specs:

  • Style: Pajama lounge pants with an all-over print.
  • Material: Mid-weight jersey knit.
  • Fit: Relaxed, comfortable fit.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
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Estimated Delivery: November 6th - November 9th

Our pajama lounge pants are made from a super soft & premium mid-weight jersey fabric blend of 93% polyester & 7% elastane.