Pajama pants covered in Schweddy Balls put the dirtiest holiday baking joke ever broadcast right where the real ones live. Network censors let it slide in 1998, and anyone who missed the sketch still sees a festive rum ball pattern.
The Details:
Script lettering in coral-red with a gold drop shadow reads "Schweddy Balls" beside gold "My Balls" and coral-red "ARE HERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE." Golden-tan ball pairs hang from bowed strings inside white arched text reading "BE CAREFUL. THEY ARE VERY DELICATE." White balls dotted with black sprinkles sit inside gold circular text reading "NO ONE CAN RESIST MY SCHWEDDY BALLS," among red berry sprigs and stars.
The Specs:
Our pajama lounge pants are made from a super soft & premium mid-weight jersey fabric blend of 93% polyester & 7% elastane.