I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 8th - November 11th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Spruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame.

The Details:

A decorated Christmas spruce with ornaments and a star, a holiday parody of a 1992 hip-hop anthem.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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