T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Ben Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio-ing King George before the internet existed.
The Details:
Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five-pointed stars. Curved red serif text below reads "BRITISH RULE" completing the circular badge layout.
Fit & Fabric: