Jelly of the Month Club memberships are the only year-end bonus guaranteed to show up every single month, wanted or not. Accounting calls it the gift that keeps on giving, and everyone else calls it twelve jars of disappointment.
The Details:
Curved white script text reads "The Gift That Keeps On Givin'" above bold white serif text reading "JELLY OF THE MONTH" and an illustration of a strawberry jelly jar with a green checkered lid and red label. A white ribbon banner reads "OFFICIAL MEMBER," with white script reading "Club" below, flanked by "Since" and "1989."