Pig Burgers serves pastrami, tacos, and chili dogs, which still beats Jenny Meyer's Fronch bistro, where entrées crawl off the plate unassisted. Either way, the paperboy still wants his two dollars, and he's pedaling faster than you. Inspired by Better Off Dead.
The Details:
Logos reading "PIG BURGERS" with a cartoon pig on a burger repeat beside a guitar-playing cartoon burger and sunglasses-wearing Lane Meyer portraits. Parody "TWO DOLLARS" bills and "FRONCH CUISINE" badges scatter mid-pattern. "GEE, I'M REAL SORRY YOUR MOM BLEW UP, RICKY." and "Truly a sight to behold." sit lower.
The Specs:
Our pajama lounge pants are made from a super soft & premium mid-weight jersey fabric blend of 93% polyester & 7% elastane.