Well Hung Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Stockings that size exist purely so the wearer can gesture at their chest and say "what, it's about the fireplace" with a straight face. Plausible deniability doing more work than Santa's elves.
The Details:
Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden-yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
