Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex T-Shirt

Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 5th - November 8th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Corpses in Santa hats remain the most effective holiday greeting card ever delivered by elevator. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of emotional impact and still can't get "ho-ho-ho" to sound like a threat.

The Details:

Lettering in rough, hand-scrawled red all-caps reads "NOW I HAVE" above "A MACHINE GUN," with uneven strokes, drips, and smudges. Small red splatter dots sit below "MACHINE." Matching red scrawled text reads "HO-HO-HO" after a wider gap, replicating John McClane's note from Die Hard.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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