Griswold's Exterior Lighting Co. runs on 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights and one man's absolute refusal to hear the word "enough." Sparky's grid-melting dedication to curb appeal remains the gold standard of suburban ambition. Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
The Details:
Evergreen branch garland with red holly berries spans the top, above bold red cursive text reading "Griswold's" with a white drop-shadow outline, followed by white sans-serif text reading "Exterior Lighting Co." and "Ask For Sparky!" with "Est. 1989" on a black field scattered with small white dots. A horizontal string of vintage bulbs in yellow, blue, and red hangs along the bottom, suspended by illustrated green wire.