Deez Nuts Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Nutcrackers have been guarding the family jewels since before that phrase meant something else entirely. Turns out grandma's holiday decor was making the same joke this whole time, just with better woodworking.
The Details:
A traditional wooden nutcracker figure in red and gold military uniform stands at top, featuring white hair, a mustache, and an orange-gold hat. Ornate white gothic lettering reads "Deez Nuts" across the center. A decorative white swoosh underline extends beneath the text.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
