I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Girth is a seasonal aesthetic preference that usually triggers an immediate visit from human resources. Fortunately, public enthusiasm for thick, sprucey specimens is legally protected as long as there is a star on top.
The Details:
An orange star sits atop a Christmas tree, just above the words 'I LIKE 'EM REAL' in white bubble letters. Below, the larger text 'Thick &' is written across the green tree's midsection, which is decorated with small, colorful ornaments. The word 'Sprucey' appears in the same white font at the bottom, with white icicles dripping from the lower branches.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
