T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Santa running a chimney-to-chimney shakedown for snickerdoodles is the most honest portrayal of that man's energy. Billions of unpaid home entries a year, and cookies are apparently all it takes to keep him quiet.
The Details:
Vintage hand-drawn illustration of Santa Claus seated on a chimney, holding a cookie and a steaming mug, wearing a red suit with green gloves, surrounded by white sparkle accents. Golden-yellow ornate serif text with dark outlines reads "Bitch Better" above and "Have My Cookies" below.
Fit & Fabric: