Christmas Cocktails - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Calling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices.
The Details:
Arched golden-yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s-style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses, surrounded by gold starburst accents. Large golden-yellow slab-serif text reads "COCKTAILS" below, with smaller golden-yellow text reading "LITTLE PRESENTS YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
