I Know Where You Live - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Santa knowing where you live is the only surveillance program with a 98% approval rating and a cookie-based compensation package. Checking his list twice is just wiretapping with better branding.
The Details:
Arched distressed white bubbly text reads "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" in a rounded retro typeface. A weathered white vintage illustration below depicts Santa Claus pointing directly at the viewer, wearing his traditional hat with a full beard and one eyebrow raised.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
