Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum-Um - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Rewording a Christmas carol with an f-bomb is the kind of creative problem-solving that should qualify for a corporate innovation award. Pa-rum-pum-pum-um scans so perfectly it's suspicious the original lyricist didn't consider it first.
The Details:
Curved golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads "I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE" above "PA-RUM-PUM-PUM-UM" in the same golden-yellow. A retro mid-century children's book illustration depicts the Little Drummer Boy in a green coat, red-and-white striped hat, and boots, playing a red snare drum amid snow-covered pine trees. A gold-bordered badge at the bottom reads "HOLIDAY SING-ALONG" in white above "SERIES" in yellow.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
