T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Santa runs a year-round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history. One shift a year, an unsolicited performance review for every person on earth, and we leave him cookies.
The Details:
Distressed white rounded text arched across the top reads "WORKS ONE DAY A YEAR." A vintage hand-drawn illustration of Santa Claus in red and white depicts his grinning face, full white beard, and red hat with white pom-pom. Bold white text below reads "SPENDS THE REST OF IT JUDGING YOU."
Fit & Fabric: