Gift-wrapping instructions with a diagram and three numbered steps suggest a level of romantic ambition that no relationship counselor would endorse. Somewhere a bow is doing more heavy lifting than it ever signed up for.
The Details:
Distressed white illustration of an open gift box with a bow on the lid, annotated with dashed lines labeled "3," "2," and "1" pointing to the lid, the box opening, and a circular hole cut in the front panel. White bold text below reads "1. Cut a hole in a box," "2. Put your junk in the box," and "3. Make her open the box."
The Specs:
A festive holiday design printed on (3) high-quality, matt-finished 28.75" x 19.75" gift wrapping paper sheets.