Ranking safety third implies it still made the list, which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story.
The Details:
Slightly arched white varsity-style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon-style hands in skin-tone ink appear below, one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers, the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse.
Fit & Fabric:
Our classic foam trucker hats feature a soft foam front and a polyester mesh back. Perfect for keeping cool on a hot day.