The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Classic Foam Trucker Hat
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Losing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point.
The Details:
Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western-style lettering below reads "ROWDY TODAY," all rendered in a weathered screen-print texture.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Otto Cap 39-165. Classic 5-panel foam trucker with a high crown profile.
- Material: Polyester foam front with lining, polyester mesh back for breathability.
- Construction: Structured front panel, 8-row stitched curved visor, terry cloth sweatband.
- Fit: One size fits most (6 1/2 to 7 5/8). Adjustable plastic snapback closure.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
Our classic foam trucker hats feature a soft foam front and a polyester mesh back. Perfect for keeping cool on a hot day.
