Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Corpses in Santa hats remain the most effective holiday greeting card ever delivered by elevator. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of emotional impact and still can't get "ho-ho-ho" to sound like a threat.
The Details:
Lettering in rough, hand-scrawled red all-caps reads "NOW I HAVE" above "A MACHINE GUN," with uneven strokes, drips, and smudges. Small red splatter dots sit below "MACHINE." Matching red scrawled text reads "HO-HO-HO" after a wider gap, replicating the most famous holiday note in action movie history.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
