Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our 3/4 sleeve raglan T-Shirts are made from super soft 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blend.
Paradise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point.
The Details:
Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming pool, lounge chairs, a cabana, and a large orange sun. Bold white serif italic text below reads "You'll Be Dead Someday!" with a weathered, vintage souvenir print texture throughout.
Fit & Fabric:
- Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (4.5 oz). Soft and reactive-dyed for long-lasting color.
- Heather Colors: Cotton/Poly blend (90/10 for Grey, 50/50 for Color Heathers).
- Style: Classic raglan baseball tee with contrasting 3/4 sleeves and a ribbed crew neck.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
