Captain Morgan Freeman - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Morgan Freeman narrating your poor life choices would at least make them sound intentional. Putting him in a Captain Morgan pose just means the voice of God finally endorses what he's been quietly judging at every party.
The Details:
A parody mashup of the Captain Morgan rum pirate and a famously deep-voiced movie narrator, drawn as the swashbuckling captain himself with his cutlass and barrel.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
