Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Calling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices.
The Details:
Arched golden-yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s-style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses, surrounded by gold starburst accents. Large golden-yellow slab-serif text reads "COCKTAILS" below, with smaller golden-yellow text reading "LITTLE PRESENTS YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
