Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail is the original subscription service nobody asked for but everyone got enrolled in anyway. Somehow adding Mean Girls energy to westward expansion makes the mortality rate feel aspirational.
The Details:
Pixel art depicts a covered wagon pulled by two oxen, with a figure visible in the wagon opening, a man in a brown hat holding a stick at left, and three figures in blue, brown, and pink standing at right. Green monospaced text below reads "Get in losers. We're going to go die of dysentery."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.