Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Paradise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point.
The Details:
Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming pool, lounge chairs, a cabana, and a large orange sun. Bold white serif italic text below reads "You'll Be Dead Someday!" with a weathered, vintage souvenir print texture throughout.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.